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Tuesday, August 19

The Sexy Accident on KKFI 90.1FM tomorrow!

For those in the KC Area...

The Wednesday Midday Medley on KKFI 90.1FM
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 10am - noon

Kansas City Indie Music Scene + Softee

Mark plays the newest recordings of Kansas City's very own: Softee, SSION, ACB's, Ghosty, The Barclay Martin Ensemble, Winston Apple, Mikal Shapiro, OK Jones, The PedalJets, The Wilders, Olympic Sizes, The Republic Tigers, It's Over, Kristie Stremel, Charles S. McVey, The Sexy Accident, In The Pines, and Bixby Lane.

At 11:15 Mark talks with members of Softee: Flora on cello and keyboards, Stephanie on guitar and vocals, Mimi on drums and vocals, and Sarah on bass and lead vocals. These four women originally came to Kansas City from Alabama, New York, New Mexico and Tawian. They all met at Hallmark where they work. They became great friends and started a band.

Softee will be in concert live with The Sour Babies and In Tents at The Brick at 1727 Mcgee Street, KCMO, on Saturday, September, 20 2008. Their brand new 5-song CD, Birds & Aliens is now available. For info on Softee visit: www.myspace.com/softeerocks

Show 226

Remember: KKFI is streaming at www.kkfi.org

- Jesse Kates / the Sexy Accident > listen on iTunes


Friday, August 8

Free buttons!

For a limited time, we'll give you one of our super amazing logo buttons when you sign up for our newsletter!



Just sign up, and I'll write back asking for your address. Then I'll put a button in a little white envelope, lick the envelope (or use a sponge dipped in water to wet the envelope), seal the envelope, affix a stamp, address the envelope (with your address), place a return address sticker on it, place the prepared envelope on a shelf near my door, pick it up when I next leave the house and place it in a nearby mailbox!

Then, a postal service worker will use a very complicated system involving elves, cars, elephants, wicker baskets, marsupials and sticky tack to deliver the envelope containing the button to your door!

THEN, you can open the envelope, remove the button, and use it however you like! Please don't poke anyone with the sharp part, though, or throw it!

That is all.

- Jesse Kates / the Sexy Accident > listen on iTunes


Sunday, August 3

August Shows!

The Sexy Accident - August Performances

Thursday, August 7 - The Roasterie (Jesse Solo) - Kansas City, MO
Sunday, August 10 - The Record Bar - Kansas City, MO
Friday, August 15 - The Rendezvous - St. Joseph, MO


-> Comrades!

Welcome brothers and capitalist pig-dogs to the latest, most glorious announcement of Accident Sexy, The - band of rockn'roll heroes with guitars and mics and cables and beer. Hot it has become in the homeland, and our brains are scrambled as if they were eggs in an anti-drug commercial from the 80s. The sweat of our brows glistens in the fields and people all over are volunteering for the dangerous experiment called "indiepopshow". You should, too! Come out on an evening or on a night, alone or in a posse, and see us bring you the so-called rock slate. Our band is more louder and punctual than yours.


-> Thursday, August 7 - The Roasterie (Jesse Solo) - Kansas City, MO - 7pm

Bourgeois skinny rich boy Jesse will play with his fancy pants Martin acoustic (manufactured in capitalist slave state of Pennsylvania) some of the songs of Accident, Sexy The in the classist confines of this coffee cookie drip drip restaurant. It will be less hot inside than out, assuming Sputnik is transmitting accurate weather projections to the high counsel.

The Roasterie is located at 6223 Brookside Blvd, Kansas City, MO


-> Sunday, August 10 - The Record Bar - Kansas City, MO - 10pm

Come take advantage of the weakness of the god-fearing capitalist yard hens as they recreate rather than work the fields on the day of the so called "lord." Observe them in their natural, "free time" activities. What do they drink? What do they wear? We want to know so we can laugh at them with hearty bellies full of vodka and yogurt.

The Record Bar is located at 1020 Westport Rd, Kansas City, MO


-> Friday, August 15 - The Rendezvous - St. Joseph, MO - 10pm

Accident Sexy, The will be at their weakest without long-bass player PATRICK O'FENT and will enslave others through wages or barter to make the low boom boom. Witness what happens when nameless cog in indie rock wheel O'FENT is replaced by other nameless cog CHUCK or CHAD or MARKHAMBLIN. The arrogance of JESSEKATES is endless and shall be his undoing. Mark the day, JESSEKATES.

The Rendezvous is located at 619 Felix St, St Joseph, MO


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- Jesse Kates / the Sexy Accident > listen on iTunes


Thursday, July 31

three words

stewart, sting, adams

three more words:

rod, sting, bryan

can you handle it?

i don't think so



i have two favorite parts:

1. the douchey conversation at the beginning

2. when sting plays a guitar solo on his bass

- Jesse Kates / the Sexy Accident > listen on iTunes


Monday, July 28

I was dressed for success



(Pavement playing "Here" live in Belgium, 1992. They look like they're having so much fun!)

- Jesse Kates / the Sexy Accident > listen on iTunes


Friday, July 25

there can be only one

OK, I am pleased to announce that a new song has graduated into full rotation. Since first being played by the Sexy Accident, "All Surface" has demonstrated exemplary leadership, integrity, charisma and community awareness. Before serving as a Sexy Accident song, "All Surface" was a twinkle in my mind's eye and a whisp on the collective unconscious. Now, "All Surface" has proven itself worthy of the mega-standards of The Sexy Accident by exhibiting unique and unusual tonality, an evocative mood, nifty guitar work, and lyrics of a certain sophistication. When you next hear it, please welcome "All Surface" with open ears and congratulate it on its promotion.

Oh, "All Surface" asked me to share its lyrics with you, such that you might recognize it better when you come across it by the water cooler.

All Surface

float away, winter
give a rest to your test
climb aboard, summer
a gentle breeze stirs the trees

stay a while, lover
make me feel like I'm real
turn your face to me
let me know before you go

why they don't know me
like they should know me
like they said they would
and I don't mean it
and they can't see it
like I wish they could

did you sail, sister
around the world, clever girl
as you span oceans
locked by land, not my plan

and I don't know me
like I should know me
like I thought I would
and they don't mean it
and I can't see it
like I wish I could

I'm tired
of being here
fading to one
with no purpose
all surface
coming undone

did you hear, father
they called my bluff, I'm not so tough
cut my chest open
found a plan, but not the man

and they don't know me
like they should know me
like they said they would
and I don't mean it
and they can't see it
like I wish they could

I'm tired
of being here
fading to one
with no purpose
all surface
coming undone

I'm tired
of being here
fading to one
with no purpose
all surface
coming undone

(c) (p) 2008 Jesse Kates - All Rights Reserved

In other news, "I Just Need My Car" has turned out to be a bit of a scamp. In its most recent HR evaluation, "I Just Need my Car" was called out for attendance issues, an awkward and overly-abrupt key change, violating the dress code, unsportsmanlike conduct and generally just giving us all a lot of sass. As a result, "I Just Need My Car" has been promoted to President, North Supply division and you will probably never see it again.

We'll have more information for you at our upcoming all-hands meeting, scheduled for whenever I flippin' feel like it. Thanks for all that you do. There are cookies over there on the counter. And some bourbon.

El Presidente,

- Jesse Kates / the Sexy Accident > listen on iTunes


Tuesday, July 22

I'm pooped

I don't know about all of y'all, but I'm dragging today. It's hot hot hot in the Kansas City. I was up late rocking out at Jerry's Bait Shop (thanks to everyone who came out!), and I didn't sleep terribly well, and now I'm back at work trying to find some focus.

Last night's show was good. Our set got cut short, which was a bummer, so we only played two songs with Chad, our new guitarist: My Girl from Kinda Like Fireworks and our cover of Uptown Girl by Billy Joel! :) Both went over really well.

The lollipop factory rocked my world with their soccer pants, fitted t-s, wall of amps and tophat (singular.) It made me want to work on our look. That stuff doesn't come naturally to me, though.

Thankfully, it's almost lunch. A little walking and talking and eating will do me good.

- Jesse Kates / the Sexy Accident > listen on iTunes